16 September 1996
Matthew buys a barrowful of diaries from Mo, and writes about the puppets. We see the puppets doing the opposite of what Matt has written. Sooty and Co realise the stories are last year's: Mo has duped them yet again. A little girl buys the lot and a paper plane battle ensues. Matthew realises his diary is missing, with some very personal details in. Scampi produces the diary and Soo reads out some very embarrassing excerpts.
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